View photo
  • 2 months ago
  • 600
View photo
  • 2 months ago
  • 460272
View photo
  • 2 months ago
  • 177855

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

image

AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

image

GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

View text
  • 2 months ago
  • 191692

wartortles:

holdbackyour-thoughts:

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

My little cousin ate raw cookie dough and puked for 2 days straight

He was weak and natural selection came for him

View text
  • 2 months ago
  • 748462
View photo
  • 2 months ago
  • 44062
View photo
  • 2 months ago
  • 101151

egberts:

wordsmythologic:

egberts:

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

  • desserts & stressed
  • drawer & reward
  • gateman & nametag
  • time & emit
  • laced & decal
  • regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

dude

View text
  • 2 months ago
  • 360238
View photo
  • 2 months ago
  • 190402
View photo
  • 2 months ago
  • 24345
View photo
  • 2 months ago
  • 347

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this

View text
  • 2 months ago
  • 300452
View photo
  • 2 months ago
  • 587266

purplenote19:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

Looks like pot brownies for breakfast so everything after that tastes delicious!

View text
  • 2 months ago
  • 242088
View photo
  • 2 months ago
  • 254971
x